[The sound that emits from Vergil in his exasperation sounds somewhere between a sputter and a choking cough, but ultimately results in no recognizable speech sounds. Looking over to Dante in the kitchen, Vergil's free hand is thrown up a little as he furiously shakes his head. Vergil's hand curls into a fist and he drops it down on the pages in his lap as he squeezes his eyes shut, not even sure where to begin with any of this.]

Dante... [He audibly huffs as he opens his eyes again, his gaze more towards the ceiling than at his brother at present.] Going along with your false assumption that I am only ever at Mizu's for the purposes of sex, what difference would it make calling his Relic versus mine in an emergency in that circumstance?

[That is not even addressing the fact that neither Mizu nor Vergil would ever just answer while still in the middle of something like that in the first place. Even without the need to protect Mizu's secret, they would still separate and there would be nothing to witness. That's just a matter of common decency.]

[Nor is it addressing the fact Vergil's Relic is missing, so the point is ultimately moot to begin with.]